Step 1: Admitting you have a problem.
For many years now I have struggled with addiction. I know I am not alone. There are thousands of us out there, suffering in silence, lying to our friends and family, telling ourselves we have it under control and then sneaking out at lunchtime for a quick fix. Just one, we say, nipping in on the way home. But it rarely turns out that way. We all know that. Well no more, not for me. I’ve decided I’m going to take back control. I hope that by charting my progress here on this blog I might draw strength from you internet people and maybe even inspire others to take that first step.
So here goes:
My name is David and I’m a bookaholic.
I used to think I could handle it but I’m in too deep. There’s just too many. My to-read pile teeters shakily on my bedside table. One night it will fall and that’ll be it. They’ll find me days, maybe weeks later, crushed under a bricklayer’s hod of typeface lives and compressed paper universes. I thought the Kindle would help but that just made it worse. It’s like absinth double concentrate, the bottle might be small but if you tried to down it in one you better be ready to meet the Green Fairy… and the White Orc, and the Black Knight, and the Red Queen, and all their friends.
The challenge is simple. From today, I will not buy another book until I have read all the ones I already own. I’ll give put periodic updates on this blog, so you can follow my progress and hopefully help me resist temptation. Lent is coming up and maybe that pushed me into it (although I think this might take a bit more than 40 days). Once I finish each book I’ll post a review too. They’ll also be other stuff: places I like to read, places I like to write, strange ideas that come to me in the night, all that kind of stuff.
Now you might think not buying books is easy. Just don’t go into book shops. Now, putting aside the fact that the internet only puts me a few clicks of my Kindle away from a good 300page speedball, let me remind you that I live in Edinburgh: home of Holmes, rangelands of Rebus and principality of Potter. It is also the world’s first UNESCO City of Literature and every August hosts the world’s biggest book festival. On an average day I pass four second hand book shops, one large chain bookstore and spend most days within a five minute walk from a small, independent book shop that also does great coffee. A gambling addict in Vegas would have more chance than me.
Still think it’s easy. Well, we’ll find out together. Here is the full pile:
Add to that these from the Kindle:
The City & the City – China Mieville
Dark Eden – Chris Beckett
Frankenstein – Mary Shelley
Dracula – Bram Stoker
Will I manage it. Only one way to find out.
I’m going to start gently, ease myself into it. First up is Soul Music by Terry Pratchett.
For those about to rock…